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This is my blog and I am the boss.
Monday, December 4, 2006
Timothy
All comments left by Timothy and all comments in reply to Timothy have been deleted.
This is my blog and I am the boss.
This is my blog and I am the boss.
Saturday, December 2, 2006
Picture from the Wii Saturday
So I mentioned that Lacey and I made a pizza on Saturday. Well, buried in the deep and scary recesses of my digital camera, I found a couple of pictures of us making said pizza. Unfortunately my blog software is being particularly retarded today and will not allow me to upload OR embed a picture from elsewhere on the interweb, so I have to just give you a link, is that ok? I'll try embedding the picture later!
http://jzzsxm.googlepages.com/PB190001.JPG
http://jzzsxm.googlepages.com/PB190001.JPG
Picture from the Wii Saturday
So I mentioned that Lacey and I made a pizza on Saturday. Well, buried in the deep and scary recesses of my digital camera, I found a couple of pictures of us making said pizza. Unfortunately my blog software is being particularly retarded today and will not allow me to upload OR embed a picture from elsewhere on the interweb, so I have to just give you a link, is that ok? I'll try embedding the picture later!
http://jzzsxm.googlepages.com/PB190001.JPG
http://jzzsxm.googlepages.com/PB190001.JPG
Friday, December 1, 2006
Early Christmas Present
I got an early Christmas present today, and I liked it so much that I made a video of it to share with you. Here's why I love it:
a) It's a penguin.
b) It sings Sleigh Ride.
c) It hops!
a) It's a penguin.
b) It sings Sleigh Ride.
c) It hops!
Early Christmas Present
I got an early Christmas present today, and I liked it so much that I made a video of it to share with you. Here's why I love it:
a) It's a penguin.
b) It sings Sleigh Ride.
c) It hops!
a) It's a penguin.
b) It sings Sleigh Ride.
c) It hops!
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Chuck Norris
While doing research for a College Writing paper, I stumbled upon some Chuck Norris jokes. I also stumbled upon a list of Chuck Norris's favorite Chuck Norris jokes, so I will post those. I had never heard many of these, and all of them are very high quality, picked by the man himself. Enjoy!
~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
~Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
~There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
~Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
~Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
~Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
~Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
~Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
~There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
~When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
~Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
~Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
~There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
~Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
~Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
~Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
~Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
~Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
~Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
~Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
~Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
~There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
~Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
~Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
~Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
~Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
~Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
~There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
~When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
~Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
~Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
~There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
~Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
~Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
~Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
~Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
~Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
~Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
~Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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